Post Super Bowl sex appeal ranking changes

Eli Manning
NY Giants

Pre Super Bowl: I'll be the first to admit it, Eli Manning was not attractive. He wasn't even a reliable QB. He pouted so much during games that the networks would run pouty-Eli montages.
Verdict - Not Hot


Post Super Bowl: Everyone likes a winner, including myself, but winning isn't always enough. The additional star power inevitably raises the hotness factor but its a far-cry from compensating for his goofy demeanor. Having a Super Bowl victory to gloat about may boost his confidence-appeal, so long as his ego doesn't reach Peyton proportions.
Verdict - I'd say he's marginally hotter.

Tom Brady
New England Patriots

Pre Super Bowl: Not only was this guy the hottest player in the NFL, he was the hottest guy to make you interested in a clothing line you've never heard of. Bedding a Brazilian Supermodel doesn't hurt your sex appeal cred either.
Verdict - unfuckwithable


Post Super Bowl: Even though Tom won't be adding another ring to his triplet collection, he still has everything going for him. He's still hot, still bedding a Brazilian Supermodel, still endorsing a clothing line you've never heard of, and still very unfuckwithable.
Verdict - Still hotter than Eli

Michael Strahan
NY Giants

Pre Super Bowl: What Strahan lacks in looks he makes up for in character. Sure, he's no Tom Brady, not even an Eli Manning, but he's sure as hell one loveable guy. (and I mean that in the strictest platonic NFC East rival sorta way; E-A-G-L-E-S!)
Verdict - gap toothed

Post Super Bowl: Can't say I really focused on him during the game, but he gave a really uplifting victory speech. (fast forward to 3:20 to see Mikey)
Verdict - still gap toothed